1) Are you trying to get me drunk? Yes, I am, because you’re an elderly man with bits of yesterday’s soup, at least I hope it’s just soup, in his beard, and I desperately want to touch your bum. 2) Duuuuude!!!!…
Month: July 2015
Tea Party Angered at Study’s Intelligence Findings
Representatives from America’s political movement, The Tea Party, are said to be furious, after a recent study found that its members ranked close to the bottom of a league table with regards to intelligence levels in political circles. The report,…
196 Towns Claim to be Conor McGregor’s Birthplace.
Almost 200 Irish towns and villages have attempted to claim to be UFC champion Conor McGregor’s birthplace. Of those, 192 have considered legal action, with two (Enniscorthy, County Wexford and Tullamore, we’re not sure what county that’s in, but we…
196 Towns Claim to be Conor McGregor’s Birthplace
Almost 200 Irish towns and villages have attempted to claim to be UFC champion Conor McGregor’s birthplace. Of those, 192 have considered legal action, with two (Enniscorthy, County Wexford and Tullamore, we’re not sure what county that’s in, but we…
Lucan Accent Voted 4th Sexiest in Leinster
A survey, which polled 27,000 households across Connaught, has determined the Lucan accent to be one of the ‘sexiest’ in Leinster. The poll was conducted by the European Union, to encourage a healthy relationship between the two sides of Ireland’s…
‘We Just Like Bonfires’ – Says Top Orangeman
A leading Ulster Unionist has claimed that the controversial marches and parades throughout the province every July aren’t down to political reasoning or religious pride, nor are they an excuse to brag about an ancient battle which their ancestors won…