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English Fans Vote to Leave Euros in Fear of Embarrassing Penalty Shootout Loss

Fans of the England football team have voted to leave the European Championships, in fear of losing out yet again in a penalty-kick shootout. So far, over 27 supporters have left France for Doncaster, Rotherham, Hull and Sunderland, with another 9,000 to join them, once they are released from French prisons. The players will follow…

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Orlando 5-0  

A man, and another, a song, a dancefloor. A man, and his lover, a gunshot, a roar. A man, he’s a brother, a nephew, a friend. A man, of a mother, not his time to end. It’s senseless, it’s ludicrous, we’re angry, we’ll cry, It’s happening, and America’s too tired to ask why, It’s schoolkids,…

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