Fans of the England football team have voted to leave the European Championships, in fear of losing out yet again in a penalty-kick shootout. So far, over 27 supporters have left France for Doncaster, Rotherham, Hull and Sunderland, with another…
Things That Rhyme
Orlando 5-0
A man, and another, a song, a dancefloor. A man, and his lover, a gunshot, a roar. A man, he’s a brother, a nephew, a friend. A man, of a mother, not his time to end. It’s senseless, it’s ludicrous,…
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Trump Considering Eastern Wall to Keep Irish Out
A representative for Donald Trump has refused to deny claims that the tycoon is considering the construction of a wall on the US’s east coast, to prevent Irish immigrants from entering the country illegally. The controversial presidential-hopeful has already angered…
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NYC’s Museum of Modern Art Seeks Lucan’s ‘Garbage Artists’ for Display
In what has been described as a surprising move in the arts world, New York City’s Museum of Modern Art could soon be including among its display, a work by an unknown, but highly-regarded artist from County Dublin. In recent…
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Tiffany from Eastenders to Buy Foxhunter Site
Following the recent disheartening news that Irish consumer giant Avoca would not be opening a retail outlet in Lucan, it has been rumored that another illustrious name may be interested in investing in the site. Martine McCutcheon, the actress who…