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Ana

Ana When Mothers are lucky, their boys become men. But some don’t quite make it, no why, how or when. With fortunate fathers, of daughters with dreams, They’ll think of the wonders, not horrors or screams. It happens in cities, in London, New York. Not our little suburbs, of Dublin and Cork. Never our doorstep,…

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Owner of ‘Burton Boat’ Denies Any ‘Bollock-Acting’.

The owner of ‘The Tainted Gibbon’, the sailing vessel which occasional politician Joan Burton fell from on Tuesday last, has denied any wrongdoing,and claimed that any damage must be paid for by the Irish Government, or, as he was quoted himself; ‘By yer one what broke me boat by fallin’ inteh the oul’ water’. Dessie…

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Cheryl’s Story – Missouri, formerly Lucan, County Dublin.

“We had to leave Ireland back in the early 1980s, following an incident at the circus. My brother Stevie dared me to put on a girl’s wig, take off my trousers and run up to a hippo with a stick in my hand. I’d not done anything quite that zany before, but I thought what…

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Lucan Accent Voted 4th Sexiest in Leinster

A survey, which polled 27,000 households across Connaught, has determined the Lucan accent to be one of the ‘sexiest’ in Leinster. The poll was conducted by the European Union, to encourage a healthy relationship between the two sides of Ireland’s political divide in time for the July 12th Orange parades. Officials may have misunderstood Ireland’s…

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