A field near a polling station. With some birds in it. Oliver Haughey, a 54-year-old spinster from County Westmeath, has claimed that he is so sick of Irish politics, that he has been voting in other countries for the past…
A field not unlike a soccer pitch. With some cows in it. World Cup fever has hit northeast Wexford, and in particular, the Cosgrave family from Gorey. Jimmy Cosgrave, once part-owner of Cosgrave’s quality carpets, which closed down in 1976,…
A river near where the victim of the alleged racist incident once lived. Carlow Man Disgusted at America’s Racism. Dermot Shortt, a 57-year-old poet and part-time agricultural machinery salesman from Bagenalstown, County Carlow, has claimed that racism against Carlow people…
A man using his umbrella against the Limerick weather yesterday. And another fellah. A man from County Kildare (it’s one of the ones fairly far away from Roscommon) is said to be devastated, having seen what he claims was his…