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Irish Dancer Denies Madonna Stumble Caused by New Hips

An Irish-born representative for Madonna last night denied that the singer’s well-publicized stumble at music’s Brit Awards in London over the weekend was due to complications from having both of her hips recently replaced, one with a newer aluminium model to assist her with more challenging dance moves, the other with a humpback whale’s vagina,…

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Michael Fitzpatrick • February 26, 2015

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At The Mike Stand with Brona Crehan.  

Brona Crehan may not be the first playwright to cause a splash in Irish literary circles, she may not even be the first New York-based writer to contribute a ripple or two to the great raging ocean that is Irish drama. She is however, one that is making some considerable waves these days as far…

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Michael Fitzpatrick • February 15, 2015

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Kanye Warned Not to Act The Bollocks at Irish Music Awards

An American rapper has been warned of his behavior and instructed that his recent run of controversial antics must come to an end, should he wish to sit at one of the top tables at this year’s Irish Music Awards. Kanye West, fresh from an incident at last week’s Grammy Awards, where he suggested that…

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Michael Fitzpatrick • February 11, 2015

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Study Finds that Most Americans Still Think Rugby is Shite

A study has determined that an overwhelming majority of American people think that rugby, one of the most popular sports in the world, is not very enjoyable to watch. The investigation, carried out jointly by Notre Dame University and The Official New England Patriots Supporters Club (Blanchardstown branch), asked 11 people in the US for their…

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Michael Fitzpatrick • February 7, 2015