“Back when I was in school, I seen a spider the size of a medium-sized man’s hand, in the jacks (bathroom). I ran out to Miss O’Shea, our teacher, and said; ‘Miss O’Shea, I just seen a spider the size of me Da’s hand’. It didn’t do no good. She just clattered me around the ear, and said; ‘It’s saw, not seen, Daniel’. I wouldn’t mind, but me name wasn’t Daniel back then. It was Clive”. – Clive (North Dakota, formerly Kilkenny).